Copyright © 2023 John Edward Hall.
Today is Saturday 28th January 2023.
Time is 14:50 CT.
My location is Chicago.
Description.
"He was sitting there, typing in the words really slowly."
"Yeah, because old people are tech-inefficient, right?"
..
A man buys his grandpa a laptop. His grandpa's name is "Granpa".
"Here ya go gramps."
"What do I want with a laptop? I don't write on keyboards. That stuff is stupid to me.."
[later]
Grandpa starts typing really slow, like one finger at a time. Camera zooms in on the WPM: . . . .. . "5".
"In a short time you will not see it hard to type at all.."
Granpa starts typing very fast. So fast, he gets sucked into the laptop and becomes the laptop. Then he calls work from the laptop as an S.O.S.
[phone rings]
"Hello?"
"Hi I'm stuck in my laptop. Send a wellfare check."
"Okay."
[phone hangs up]
[later, a police officer enters granpas house]
[door busts open]
"Where's the gun (repeat) Where's the gun!"
The police officer looks around the apparently hollow house, then finds something.... scary.
A laptop sitting on the table...
-John.
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